By the way, what is this?
It's a machine for burying awkward news. You type the thing you need to say, and it writes a long, cheerful message about pigeons, toast and the history of bridges, with your point slipped in as a P.S. at the very bottom.
Then you send the link and wait for them to scroll.
Your message is stored inside the link itself, so we never see what you wrote. No AI writes your letter either. Every tangent was written by hand, and your own device does the shuffling.
Please use it for leftovers, not for anything that deserves a phone call.