Bury it.
Got something awkward to say? Write it down, and we'll hide it at the very bottom of a long, cheerful, completely pointless letter. They'll have to read about a pigeon called Gerald to find out.
Things people bury
Buried. Deeply.
Send them this link. They'll get a long, cheerful letter about nothing much, with your news hidden in a tiny P.S. at the very bottom.
See what they'll see